Show that special someone you care...with a dick in a box. Give the joy of letting someone suck on a dick (made of candy of course as we unfortunately cannot supply real dicks - that would be like, male prostitution). Laughter, smiles, and excessive sucking are side effects.
Mr Hard - Oh Mr Hard, you taste so good! 6 inches of test-your-gag-limit goodness (with a hefty 5-inch circumference). Generally for those who like the finer things in life. They are so damn fine, banks have previously accepted this as collateral. We try not to say this too much, as it's made some people try to cash these in at the bank, but these dicks have actually been mistaken for real gold. Who wouldn't want to suck on that? Comes in either watermelon, cherry, or strawberry flavors.
All dicks should be loved and cared for and come wrapped in a Box with a gift bow and a red tissue.
Length: 6.00 Inches
Width: 2.00 Inches
**Ready to be dispatched on the day of ordering**
*-Recipient and purchaser MUST be 18 years of age or older-*