Returns and Cancellations
How dare you! How dare you return a gift of this magnitude and thought???
To cancel an order, please send us an email at email@example.com and include the Order ID and the name and address of the recipient. If the item has not been shipped, we can offer a 50% refund.
Refunds (if applicable)
If the item has not been shipped, we can offer a 50% refund. No refunds once shipment has been made. While we do our best to protect all our dicks, we are not responsible for broken dicks.