Q: OMGOSH your site is so vulgar! But...sounds so good. What exactly are you sending?

A: Give a Dick in a Box sends a penis shaped candy to the person you love (or hate), in a flaccid state (2.5 inches long) or hard state (6 inches long). If you want things to get serious with that person, with a hint of sexual laughter, give a dick in a box.  


Q: Do I send these to my enemies...or friends? Is this anonymous?  

A: You send these to your enemies, you send these to your friends, you send these to your lovers. EVERYONE, and I mean everyone, loves a good dick every now and then. They won't know who it's from, so make sure to send them a text letting them know it was from you. 


Q: Is the candy sealed or wrapped?

A: Of course. How else would you give a dick in a box? The candy is wrapped and sealed, then tossed around gently in wrapping paper, and kissed with a nice bow.


Q: How many dicks come in one box?

A: As many as you can order...and can fit in your mouth. Don't be a greedy dick giver. We will try to fit as many as we can on your request but may need to split up your order. 


Q: Can I send a dick in a box to more than one person? 

A: Yes, if you want to give a dick in a box to more than one person, you will need to have multiple orders (i.e. check out each time for each order). God bless you for this you generous soul. 


Q: How long will it take for the Dick in a Box to ship?

A: It generally takes about 3-4 days before orders shipping. It's a special package and we make sure to pamper and care for each dick that we send out.    


Q: What forms of payment do you accept? And do I need to create an account to order?

A: Paypal and all major credit cards. You do not need to create an account to order. 


Q: What size is the dick?

A: The actual candy is 2.5" long for the Mr Flaccid (...uh flaccid. Grower not a shower OK?); 6" long for the Mr Hard candies.   


Q: What are the ingredients?

A: Sugar,water, malt syrup, lactic acid, sodium lactate, and artificial flavor and color. Basically, it's candy. Actually, it's 100% candy. It is also a dick. 


Q: Do you ship internationally?

A: Yes. HOWEVER, keep in mind we use a flat rate of $26.50 for international shipping, which is about standard for USPS International Flat Rate boxes (a measure we use to ship). 


Q: Returns and Cancellations

Returns and Cancellations 

How dare you! How dare you return a gift of this magnitude and thought???

To cancel an order, please send us an email at support@giveadickinabox.com and include the Order ID and the name and address of the recipient. If the item has not been shipped, we can offer a 50% refund. 

Refunds (if applicable)

If the item has not been shipped, we can offer a 50% refund. No refunds once shipment has been made. While we do our best to protect all our dicks, we are not responsible for broken dicks. 


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