Q: OMGOSH your site is so vulgar! But...sounds so good. What exactly are you sending?
A: Give a Dick in a Box sends a penis shaped candy to the person you love (or hate), in a flaccid state (2.5 inches long) or hard state (6 inches long). If you want things to get serious with that person, with a hint of sexual laughter, give a dick in a box.
Q: Do I send these to my enemies...or friends? Is this anonymous?
A: You send these to your enemies, you send these to your friends, you send these to your lovers. EVERYONE, and I mean everyone, loves a good dick every now and then. They won't know who it's from, so make sure to send them a text letting them know it was from you.
Q: Is the candy sealed or wrapped?
A: Of course. How else would you give a dick in a box? The candy is wrapped and sealed, then tossed around gently in wrapping paper, and kissed with a nice bow.
Q: How many dicks come in one box?
A: As many as you can order...and can fit in your mouth. Don't be a greedy dick giver. We will try to fit as many as we can on your request but may need to split up your order.
Q: Can I send a dick in a box to more than one person?
A: Yes, if you want to give a dick in a box to more than one person, you will need to have multiple orders (i.e. check out each time for each order). God bless you for this you generous soul.
Q: How long will it take for the Dick in a Box to ship?
A: It generally takes about 3-4 days before orders shipping. It's a special package and we make sure to pamper and care for each dick that we send out.
Q: What forms of payment do you accept? And do I need to create an account to order?
A: Paypal and all major credit cards. You do not need to create an account to order.
Q: What size is the dick?
A: The actual candy is 2.5" long for the Mr Flaccid (...uh flaccid. Grower not a shower OK?); 6" long for the Mr Hard candies.
Q: What are the ingredients?
A: Sugar,water, malt syrup, lactic acid, sodium lactate, and artificial flavor and color. Basically, it's candy. Actually, it's 100% candy. It is also a dick.
Q: Do you ship internationally?
A: Yes. HOWEVER, keep in mind we use a flat rate of $26.50 for international shipping, which is about standard for USPS International Flat Rate boxes (a measure we use to ship).
Q: Returns and Cancellations
Returns and Cancellations
How dare you! How dare you return a gift of this magnitude and thought???
To cancel an order, please send us an email at email@example.com and include the Order ID and the name and address of the recipient. If the item has not been shipped, we can offer a 50% refund.
Refunds (if applicable)
If the item has not been shipped, we can offer a 50% refund. No refunds once shipment has been made. While we do our best to protect all our dicks, we are not responsible for broken dicks.
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